Posted on 04/06/2025 2:58:27 PM PDT by Eleutheria5
🍎💥Disney dropped the ball, so Samuel L. Jackson is picking it up—and chucking it straight at the Magic Mirror!! 💥🍎
Samuel L. Jackson stars as Snow White in this brilliantly absurd, AI-created trailer. Throw out everything you think you know about gentle woodland princesses and friendly forest creatures—this Snow White swears like a sailor, questions the logic of fairy-tale fashion choices, and openly mocks the Evil Queen’s questionable motives.
With profanity-laden dialogue, razor-sharp wit, and dwarfs ready for action-movie chaos, this irreverent spoof demolishes classic tropes while making you laugh harder than Disney lawyers chasing copyright claims.
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Prince Charming would be the boxer who was told to throw a fight? SLJ would be the gangster who gets captured by the pervs? And Snow White is the French chick?
Or Snow White’s SLJ’s wayward wife who OD’s on coke? The dwarfs can be the two hit-men.
The classic Disney flicks are great. They haven’t made anything decent since Beauty and the Beast (loved Gaston and his sidekick Lefu). Everything else since sucks, keeps sucking, and gets worse each time.
Wicked Queen is the French chick, then, and Kamala is the magic mirror, who lies like a mother-f@##er and says stuff just to stir things up.
OK. We’re good. Time to put together synopsis and send it to Quentin;-D
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