I’m in that same 3% standard deviation cohort as jordan’s wife, and I did notice my rocket scientist acquaintances smiling in amused derision at my flouride diminished efforts. If only I’d drunk distilled.
I have to giggle a bit. I was doing a contract for a Florida government entity. My boss was an actual rocket scientist. He designed the ring that connects two stages together and is snapped using explosive bolts. A short section of that ring was on his desk.