“Oh look at that. Tim has tied two tampons together and is doing nunchuck moves with them.”
“Where did he get those?”
“You don’t want to know. Now Kane’s looking for the piledriver.”
“Walz counters with the “Toxic Shock” and has Kane paralyzed with the dry heaves.”
“Oh! Low blow by Nancy Pelosi while the ref’s back was turned. This could be it for the Machine.”
LOL at the “Toxic Shock” - well played!