An ER doc I knew told me about this guy who came in all freaked out because his penis had turned orange.
He asked the guy what he did last night and the guy said he smoked some weed, ate a bunch of cheetos and then pleasured himself.
The doctor advised him to go home and take a shower.
“There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.”
Sounds a lot like the stories I heard from ER workers, especially when the airlines had their big annual wing-dings at a nearby resort.