[know.your.why]

...know your "friend" wants to sit slack jawed and dull eyed watching while...

I passed that on to my friend. He said that he's fine with the knowledge that a dynamic and mentally engaged person as yourself has their fingers on the pulse of these critical domestic matters.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Your "friend" seems to "think" real life works like TV.

Perhaps you should get your "friend" some mental help for his delusions.