“We couldn’t get any clean prints..But...we found this dinosaur footprint from the Paleolithic era.”
“Anything else?”
“We also found ancient timbers we believe may be from Noah’s Ark.”
“But about the case...?”
“I’m departing tomorrow to speak to the Archaeological Society...And I’m on “Geraldo” next week.”
“You’re on “Geraldo” because of this?”
“No. My wife’s a transsexual Satan-worshipper.”
Laugh of the day!