Naked woman on Southwest plane prompts delays for flight at Hobby airport in Houston

ABC 13 Houston ^ | 03/052025 | Staff

[albie]

Oops never mind

[joesbucks]

I thought it was a new cabin attendant uniform

[cport]

Just in time for National White Chocolate Cheesecake Day!

[SomeCallMeTim]

She was just trying to get some more Mardi Gras beads!

[Ann Archy]

LOL! Spirit is the CHUCKIE CHEESE of the skies!

[Ann Archy]

Omg she’s BLACK! Nothing will happen to her.

[ChessExpert]

That is probably right.

Mark Twain: “Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.”

My copilot helped find that quote. I heard it first in a Mark Twain inspired Claymation.

[BipolarBob]

You’d be first in line to ask to have a selfie with her. Don’t deny it.

[Political Junkie Too]

So checked baggage is free but there is now a two-drink minimum?

-PJ

[Drew68]

Omg she’s BLACK! Nothing will happen to her.

I don't even think they get put on the no fly list.

[FLT-bird]

How do they expect us to judge guilt or innocence without showing us the evidence?

[MayflowerMadam]

I wonder if she only paraded, or if she sat in a seat. Because ... eeeewww for the next group to board.

[catnipman]

i’m thinking hot since they let her parade naked for 25 minutes before taking action ...

[niteowl77]

i’m thinking hot since they let her parade naked for 25 minutes before taking action

"Well, yer honor, it took us some time to determine just how offended we wuz. But our wives got most of us to thinkin' right, and it didn't take more 'n a half hour or so."

[BlackbirdSST]

LOL. Putin looks impressed.

[dfwgator]

I bet Merkel was more aroused though.

[VTenigma]

Looks like my X.

[roving]

They were so shaken up, they were taking pictures of her.

[BlackbirdSST]

And I hollered over to EthelMerkel I said, "Don't look, EthelMerkel!" But it's too late, she'd already been incensed

[mairdie]

Think they need a few threads over the nakedness to qualify as a legal garment to avoid being fined on television. Think it’s about time for the committee to review their legal language.