This is about the most radical archaeological find I’ve never contemplated. There’ve got to be jokes here (after all, it is amorphous), but I’m otherwise distracted. Stoned? Lava lump enlightenment? Shattered.
My brain’s been splattered, splattered all over Manhattan...
Really tired. I do wonder what it might betray of its internal structure.
Imagine you are a 20 year old guard in Ancient Rome.
Now imagine you are burnt to a crisp from a history-making volcanic eruption.
Now imagine enough of your brain is preserved in glass that it can be recreated in the year 2025.
Now imagine you died back 79 AD and woke back up in 2025.
You’d likely immediately apply for welfare benefits, get fat on doritos, and buy a computer. I mean, I sure would.