[Lazamataz]

Imagine you are a 20 year old guard in Ancient Rome.

Now imagine you are burnt to a crisp from a history-making volcanic eruption.

Now imagine enough of your brain is preserved in glass that it can be recreated in the year 2025.

Now imagine you died back 79 AD and woke back up in 2025.

You’d likely immediately apply for welfare benefits, get fat on doritos, and buy a computer. I mean, I sure would.

[Equine1952]

Yeah and if he ever sees Lizo dance, he’ll hike to Mount St Helene’s and jump in.

[Carry_Okie]

You’d likely immediately apply for welfare benefits, get fat on doritos, and buy a computer. I mean, I sure would.

Oh but with the computer, you could learn enough to get fat the healthy way, on cassava chips instead!