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1 posted on 02/28/2025 8:59:40 AM PST by Red Badger
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and there’s hamburger all over the highway in Mystic Connecticut


2 posted on 02/28/2025 9:01:23 AM PST by C210N (Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur.)
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I clicked on this for the jokes. Be back later see if there are some good ones.


3 posted on 02/28/2025 9:01:49 AM PST by Dilbert San Diego
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so then...BBQ fries? too bad a beer truck wasn’t involved. could have been a party.


4 posted on 02/28/2025 9:02:05 AM PST by Qwapisking ("The left will rue the day they cheated Trump out of the 2020 election forever" L.Star )
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At least it wasn’t eggs.


5 posted on 02/28/2025 9:03:00 AM PST by EnderWiggin1970
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“The Fries are done”


6 posted on 02/28/2025 9:05:00 AM PST by Zathras
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8 posted on 02/28/2025 9:05:01 AM PST by al baby (I know sarcasm )
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I once made a call on a train car on fire out in the rural part of our territory. It was loaded to the gills with liquor of all sorts. The Train company man came over and told us it was all trash so help your self. We had the entire inside of the engine loaded down to the gills. Most of it was completely untouched by the fire. Fun times.


9 posted on 02/28/2025 9:05:06 AM PST by DainBramage
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So now they are crisps...


11 posted on 02/28/2025 9:09:31 AM PST by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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Who’s got ketchup?


12 posted on 02/28/2025 9:09:51 AM PST by READINABLUESTATE (‘Never trust a man whose uncle was eaten by cannibals’)
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Dumb question here..

How can frozen potatoes burn?


14 posted on 02/28/2025 9:11:06 AM PST by Texas resident ( We finally have an American President again)
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15 posted on 02/28/2025 9:13:13 AM PST by Sicon ("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell)
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It would great if a truck load of Velveeta Cheese caught fire in the vicinity! With no one being injured of course.
17 posted on 02/28/2025 9:18:23 AM PST by 4yearlurker ('Roll his bones over the stones he just a pauper nobody knows.")
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Hey!

“Fries” is an anagram of “Fires” OMG! How cool is that!?! 🤸‍♂️🤸‍♀️🤸🤸‍♂️🤸🤸‍♂️🤸🤸‍♂️🤸‍♀️🤸🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️🤸‍♀️


18 posted on 02/28/2025 9:22:25 AM PST by Clutch Martin ("The dawn cracks hard like a bull whip and it ain't taking no lip from the night before" Tom Waits)
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Never had French fried cooked in diesel, but I’m willing to try them.


19 posted on 02/28/2025 9:26:24 AM PST by PGR88
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“Potato prices rise as inventory falls (off truck and burns)...”


20 posted on 02/28/2025 9:30:00 AM PST by jeffc (Resident of the free State of Florida)
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J. B. Pritzker was seen scurrying into the pile, with an extra-large bottle of ketchup.


22 posted on 02/28/2025 9:35:48 AM PST by simpson96
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What. No ranch?


25 posted on 02/28/2025 9:43:29 AM PST by Texas Eagle ("Throw me to the wolves and I'll return leading the pack"- Donald J. Trump)
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Are there any fast food places that serve curly fries or are these mostly destined for grocery stores?


26 posted on 02/28/2025 9:45:31 AM PST by posterchild
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My mom always said Fries would clog things. Now they clogged the highway. Ok, pretty bad, but it’s the best I’ve got.


29 posted on 02/28/2025 9:58:31 AM PST by power2 (JMJ)
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Spontaneous curly fry combustion


31 posted on 02/28/2025 10:29:42 AM PST by butlerweave
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