I’m a certified “egghead” (SB MIT, PhD Harvard) and have all of the above!
There are plenty more of us, too. But we don’t make the headlines!
I fall into the same category. One of the reasons I enjoy retirement is I no longer have to interact with academics.
I was just taking potshots at the guys at Stanford
BA (World History)
MLIS (Academic Libraries/Archives)
PhD (Educational Philosophy/Administration)