Bart: Hello? I'm calling for Harry? Harry Bōlz?
Moe: One moment please. HEY! IS THERE A HARRY BOLZ HERE? ANYONE SEEN HARRY BOLZ?
**Bart snickering on other side of the phone**
Moe: I'm going to get you who ever you are!
This time "Moe" was a CNN reporter
Call to tobacco shop:
“Do you have Prince Albert in a can?”
“Yes”
“Well you better let him out !”
“... forced to say the X-rated title on-air. “
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X-rated?
Give me a break!
Sure, it’s inappropriate, but it’s not x-rated.
Tennis balls could be called harry balls.
I mean, COMMAWN MAAYN (to quote a former puppet president)
I remember the media had absolutely no problem calling people in the tea party “Tea Baggers”
There was a young man duty calls
He walks through some government halls
A brain like a trap
That can see Leftist crap
And he goes by the name of "Big Balls"!
Big Balls went inside USAID
Where Leftists check in to get paid
He looked at the books
As he sunk in his hooks
And grinned as he said “Be Afraid!”
The act outraged by this but Anderson Cooper called a guest, a former governor, a dick on last night’s broadcast.
They don’t have to “reluctantly” say it.
Trump loves his job.
Musk loves his job.
I love watching folk work who love their job.
Fun times for Harry
Musk is the world’s smartest 13 year old. He’s doing great!
How about E. Norm Esbaltz?
Back in the 1970’s in college I picked up a copy of the Rolling Stone that someone left in the student union. The subscription label said “Buster Hymen.”
The real funny thing was that it had my address on the label. I lived in a house with many (mischievous) guys.
Used to have someone where I worked named Frank F. Yu
I love that President Trump and Elon are entertaining.
or a beavis and butthead cartoon
heh heh she said hairy balls
This is not so newsworthy that TV reporters should mention it. They are repeating the name for theater so they can clutch their pearls on the air.
They should be thankful he did not change it to “Big Blue Veiner”.