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This is a name Bart Simpson would have used calling Moe's Bar.

Bart: Hello? I'm calling for Harry? Harry Bōlz?

Moe: One moment please. HEY! IS THERE A HARRY BOLZ HERE? ANYONE SEEN HARRY BOLZ?

**Bart snickering on other side of the phone**

Moe: I'm going to get you who ever you are!

This time "Moe" was a CNN reporter

1 posted on 02/12/2025 8:19:01 AM PST by Morgana
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To: Morgana
especially when CNN news anchor Dana Bash

I saw a picture of this woman on X, presumably as she was saying Musk's latest nym - the idea of this sour-looking Karen being forced to call Musk by his chosen name-of-the-day on the air made my day 😄.
2 posted on 02/12/2025 8:26:15 AM PST by AnotherUnixGeek
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To: Morgana

Call to tobacco shop:

“Do you have Prince Albert in a can?”

“Yes”

“Well you better let him out !”


3 posted on 02/12/2025 8:26:26 AM PST by Col Frank Slade
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To: Morgana

“... forced to say the X-rated title on-air. “

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X-rated?

Give me a break!

Sure, it’s inappropriate, but it’s not x-rated.

Tennis balls could be called harry balls.
I mean, COMMAWN MAAYN (to quote a former puppet president)

I remember the media had absolutely no problem calling people in the tea party “Tea Baggers”


4 posted on 02/12/2025 8:26:54 AM PST by z3n (Kakistocracy)
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To: Morgana
I wrote these two limericks celebrating Mr. Harold Bolz:

There was a young man duty calls
He walks through some government halls
A brain like a trap
That can see Leftist crap
And he goes by the name of "Big Balls"!

Big Balls went inside USAID
Where Leftists check in to get paid
He looked at the books
As he sunk in his hooks
And grinned as he said “Be Afraid!”

5 posted on 02/12/2025 8:27:11 AM PST by rlmorel ("A people that elect corrupt politicians are not victims...but accomplices." George Orwell)
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To: Morgana
Fort Wayne, Indiana Nearly Named Government Building after ‘Harry Baals’
7 posted on 02/12/2025 8:28:14 AM PST by Tench_Coxe (The woke were surprised by the reaction to the Bud Light fiasco. May there be many more surprises)
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To: Morgana

The act outraged by this but Anderson Cooper called a guest, a former governor, a dick on last night’s broadcast.


9 posted on 02/12/2025 8:31:41 AM PST by circlecity
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To: Morgana

They don’t have to “reluctantly” say it.


11 posted on 02/12/2025 8:38:48 AM PST by HIDEK6 (God bless Donald Trump)
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To: Morgana

Trump loves his job.

Musk loves his job.

I love watching folk work who love their job.


12 posted on 02/12/2025 8:42:08 AM PST by Biblebelter
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To: Morgana

Fun times for Harry


13 posted on 02/12/2025 8:43:30 AM PST by ptsal (Vote R.E.D. >>>Remove Every Democrat ***)
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To: Morgana

Musk is the world’s smartest 13 year old. He’s doing great!


17 posted on 02/12/2025 9:10:01 AM PST by Dr. Sivana ("Whatsoever he shall say to you, do ye." (John 2:5))
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To: Morgana

How about E. Norm Esbaltz?


18 posted on 02/12/2025 9:13:22 AM PST by Don@VB (THE NEW GREEN DEAL IS JUST THE OLD RED DEAL)
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To: Morgana

Back in the 1970’s in college I picked up a copy of the Rolling Stone that someone left in the student union. The subscription label said “Buster Hymen.”

The real funny thing was that it had my address on the label. I lived in a house with many (mischievous) guys.


19 posted on 02/12/2025 9:16:46 AM PST by tired&retired (Blessings )
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To: Morgana

Used to have someone where I worked named Frank F. Yu


20 posted on 02/12/2025 9:17:18 AM PST by packrat35 (Pureblood! No clot shot for me!)
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To: Morgana

I love that President Trump and Elon are entertaining.


21 posted on 02/12/2025 9:18:13 AM PST by Arcadian Empire (The Baric-Daszak-Fauci spike protein, by itself, is deadly.)
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To: Morgana

or a beavis and butthead cartoon

heh heh she said hairy balls


23 posted on 02/12/2025 9:29:51 AM PST by joshua c
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To: Morgana
"that TV anchors must now reluctantly say"

This is not so newsworthy that TV reporters should mention it. They are repeating the name for theater so they can clutch their pearls on the air.

27 posted on 02/12/2025 9:33:05 AM PST by UnwashedPeasant (The pandemic we suffer from is not COVID. It is Marxist Democrat Leftism. )
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To: Morgana

They should be thankful he did not change it to “Big Blue Veiner”.


31 posted on 02/12/2025 2:11:05 PM PST by MachIV
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