Growing up is now optional.
Stay in mommy’s basement and play with your toys and yourself.
The world will be populated by real people who go outside, meet other real people, and reproduce.
looking at the bright side, these are exactly the type of people we DON’T want reproducing. “forever young” no longer means what it used to mean. told all the kids when they left home “since we don’t have a basement don’t even ask”. worked so far.