Why, there’s almost enough room for you to make me a sammich!
“We’re selling our wonderful £21 million family castle after 700 years and 28 generations”
In reality we’re TRYING to sell our family castle for $21 mm to some American idiot who doesn’t realize the annual upkeep is $5 million.
“Why, there’s almost enough room for you to make me a sammich!”
Darling! Cook will do that for you! I’m busy with my events in the Village to show the Proletariat that I CARE. I am also planning TWO weddings for the Spring Season and am packing up an entire CASTLE so we can move to a smaller Castle!
*KISS-KISS*