I’m disappointed that the cop didn’t give her a wood shampoo after the tenth time she failed to produce her license.
Ahem. I believe the correct term is a “Mahogany Shampoo”!
I always think of Eddie Murphy’s character in “Trading Places”: Officer, may I suggest you use your nightstick.”
Hickory shampoo.
How old are you? Nightsticks haven’t been carried for decades, is my understanding. That’s probably one more contributing factor why they just shoot people now, probably. Tasers are unreliable at best.