Hickory shampoo.
How old are you? Nightsticks haven’t been carried for decades, is my understanding. That’s probably one more contributing factor why they just shoot people now, probably. Tasers are unreliable at best.
Well, obviously not old enough to know the difference between a wood shampoo, wooden shampoo, oak shampoo, hickory shampoo, chicory hair do’, mahogany real doo…( sham poo… so sick of the fake stuff)
I guessed her ethnicity correctly from the first lines of the story.