You save money on bars of soap and shampoo.
Certain odors cause women to distance themselves - thus saving you lawyer's fees for defending you from "girl power."
You have more time to read FreeRepublic.com, watch sports, fix things.
I’ve noticed our ‘immigrant’ population wears colognes that absolutely stink to high heaven..............
In short, the good life.
Especially effective if you have the, ‘Kevorka’.
“Help me Father! Help me!”