[Blood of Tyrants]

No, it won’t. There isn’t a rocket big enough with enough thrust to get her fat a$$ off the ground.

[RandallFlagg]

There isn’t a rocket big enough with enough thrust to get her fat a$$ off the ground.

Easey peasy.
We don't have to rocket her up there.
We just have to launch an endless buffet of seafood deep fried in butter and bacon grease up there.
Granted, it'd be a massive waste of precious bacon grease.
But in the words of Portal 2's Cave Johnson:
"I'll be honest - we're throwing science at the wall here to see what sticks. No idea what it'll do. Probably nothing. Best-case scenario, you might get some superpowers. Worst case, some tumors, which we'll cut out.