Governor Newsom and Mayor Bass are quite a team:
<><>Newsom sent Trump’s plan to bring water to southern California to the courts.
<><>tax funds for California citizens’s emergencies was taking up space in the budget
<><>so Newsom gave it to illegal immigrants.
<><>Newsom and world-renowned traveler Mayor Bass had a great idea
<><>lots of “surplus firefighting equipment” was just laying around
<><>Newsom and Bass donated it to Ukraine.
Oops. The water, the tax money and the fire equipment are all gone.
But the wind returned and joined forces with the wildfire.
The rest is ashes of 10,000 homes destroyed.
It won’t be as easy as all that. In order to make fire illegal in California taxes will have to be increased and state officials will have to endure a substantial salary raise. It’s the only way...
You realize that the Sacramento newspaper is also called The Bee?
Newsome: We know fire is bad cuz it’s orange like Trump.
But setting fires won't be.
The obvious culprit is Oxygen. Without Oxygen fire can’t even start. Oxygen needs to be banned! /s
Oh, don’t forget to pass the Global Warming Tax on wild fires! Maybe able to balance that state budget!
Ban on all high capacity butane lighters: they're killers.
I figured he’d burn down the rest of the state to be equitable and inclusive, and put everyone on an even playing field. Very Democrat-ic.