Posted on 01/10/2025 8:54:33 AM PST by Morgana
SACRAMENTO, CA — As wildfires continued to spread destruction across large swathes of California, Governor Gavin Newsom reassured victims of the fires that he'll be more prepared next time now that he knows water is useful in fighting fires.
In a meeting with a crowd of people whose homes, cars, and belongings had been incinerated by the fires, Newsom reiterated that he won't dump all of the state's water into the ocean next time, as it could come in handy battling the blazes.
"I'll be the first to admit — having some water available would have been beneficial," Newsom said. "But now that we've been informed that water is helpful for extinguishing fire, we'll make sure not to put all of it back into the ocean. This time was an unavoidable mistake — we just didn't know. I plead ignorance. Now that we've learned our lesson, next wildfire season should go a bit more smoothly."
Newsom's statement came after several days of intense research into fires and how to put them out, in which his staff discovered that water was the oldest and most effective substance used by human beings to extinguish flames.
At publishing time, Newsom further reassured fire victims that the state would be even better prepared for the next wildfire season by asking the delta smelt fish if California could borrow back some of the water it gave them.
CA needs to create a Commission to study how to create another Commission to figure out how to create the best possible Commission.
How much would it cost to melt all the ice in Greenland (once we get it), and pipe it to California? Then they could dump all that into the Pacific instead of their own water.
LOOK AT THE GOOD SIDE OF IT! The Smelt fish are doing well now the reservoirs and dams once used for fire suppression, have been destroyed and drained. and the brush was for nesting birds and ground animals so the Greenies could go out and commune with Mother Nature!
Now Mother Nature has bit them in the butt big time. And where is the LA mayor> In Ghana Africa weeping at the slave pens, wailing at the Door of no Return and blubbering about how terrible the US is. But when her tax payer paid vacation is over she will hop on an air conditioned jet and return to the land she hates.
THE FACTS: Trump’s point is irrelevant to battling wildfires. “Fire suppression is not limited in any way by the availability of water,” Westerling said.
Yes, Virginia, media, politicians, and "experts" really are that stupid.
Of course it’s satire.
Newsome would never do anything so practical and wise.
The need to use water in California to fight fires is over-rated!!!
California is mostly desert, they should USE SAND!!!!
Newsom: I’ll be prepared. I’ll be the one touring Ghana next time.
To reporters surrounding him in Ghana:
Nsɛmmisa biara nni hɔ.
(English translation of twi words: “No questions.”)
And if it doesn’t work, tell the Dem voters to pound it.
And if it doesn’t work, tell the Dem voters to pound it.
-PJ
CLOSER TO THE TRUTH ABOUT NEWSCUM THAN WE KNOW.
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