These adorable critters are totally illegal in California

ktla ^ | 01/04/2025 | : Marc Sternfield

[Salamander]

I’m an elemental fire salamander so we’re good.

[Salamander]

Or so I would have you think.

8:D

[Salamander]

Excuse me?!?

😜

[Salamander]

How does an entirely aquatic type of salamander even remotely “ threaten” terrestrial mole salamander species?

They gonna climb out and pull shivs on ‘ em??

😑

[Salamander]

They also drop dead if removed from water ( hello? gills??) so the mole salamanders mentioned are safe.

[Salamander]

Had vernal pond in the pasture and every spring it filled and these fairy shrimp hatched out of their stasis.

I had them free.

Mine never built houses though.

Disappointing.

[Salamander]

As if I’d set feet in that hell hole state anyway

🦎

[Salamander]

Who wouldn’t look happy if they had pink frilly gills?

[Salamander]

/glares at Gman through narrowed eyes

😑

[Tax-chick]

English ivy, kudzu, Asian wisteria, privet. At least the wisteria has a beautiful flower.

[Tax-chick]

Deer are native animals. They’re just overpopulated by our standards. Good idea with the spray, though. Could you share a recipe? I don’t have a deer problem, but I expect rabbits to flourish this spring, since our cat died.

[Jamestown1630]

They come in lots of colors:

https://axolotlplanet.com/collections/axolotls

[DPMD]

I humbly accept. I’m just honored to be in the company of all the candidates. I want to thank my parents, and those who helped me get to where I am today,

[Salamander]

That is entirely an overload of cutenesss.

:D

[Salamander]

And they’re toxic!

Yay!