Or, just a country song.
Rented Cybertruck Blues
Well, I had a love as true as the stars above,
But I traded her heart for a stranger’s love.
Now I’m sittin’ here, lonely as the wind,
In this rented Cybertruck, thinkin’ ‘bout my sins.
Chorus:
Oh, the wheels hum low, but the road feels cold,
I lost her trust, now I’ve got no hold.
The future rolls on, but the past’s stuck in the dust,
Just me and this Cybertruck, payin’ for my lust.
She caught me out when the truth came ‘round,
Packed my bags and said, “Don’t darken this town.”
Her teardrops fell, but her eyes burned bright,
Now I’m drivin’ aimless through the lonesome night.
(Chorus)
A high-tech ride with no place to go,
Silent as shame, yet it’s all I know.
No honky-tonk tunes, no diesel’s roar,
Just a high-priced regret that I can’t ignore.
Bridge:
This truck’s got no soul, it’s just cold and clean,
Like the life I wrecked for a selfish dream.
Her love was gold, and I threw it away,
Now I’m stuck in this chrome coffin, payin’ every day.
(Chorus)
So here’s my song for the fools like me,
Who think love can bend so recklessly.
When you’re left with nothin’ but a hollow machine,
You’ll know what I mean—life ain’t what it seems.
Outro:
Oh, the Cybertruck hums, but it don’t ease the pain,
It’s a fast ride to nowhere on a lonesome train.
I’d trade this tech for her soft touch,
But all I’ve got’s this Cybertruck… and that ain’t much.
Whoa!
Not bad. Not bad at all.
That’s pretty good. I was channeling lap steel and Hank.
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