Sacked? That General should probly be “stacked” on one of those anti tank mines. Pin his underpants to the safety pin. 15 pounds of HE should correct his attitude. When you consider the sizes of the crates these things come in 240 pieces would be a truckload, not just a couple up front?
There’s a Pollock joke in here someplace> Why would there be an IKEA anywhere near an ammo dump?