[BatGuano]

There once was a lady from Hall
Who wore a newspaper dress to a Ball.
The dress caught fire
and burned her entire
Front page,
Sporting section,
And all!

Cheers,
Bat

[Elsie]

There once were two fellas called Freepers,
That scrolled thru the girls for some keepers.
They searched high and low,
for those with a glow,
and were curvy and easy on peepers.