“This same dog that I mentioned would drink beer.”
I had a dog that did that. I once laid out on the couch with a glass of beer and put it down on the floor and took a nap. When I woke up, the beer glass was completely empty and the dog was enjoying quite a good buzz on her bed playing with her toys... I had to be careful anywhere I put a beer because she would lap it up.
I also had a donkey that would steal cigarettes and tobacco (I didn’t smoke but friends that would come over did.) But that’s a different story.
Okay, how did he light them?.............