1. Sean Hannity writes a book (obviously with the help of a ghostwriter, since a publisher won’t accept a manuscript written in crayon).
2. Pfizer buys ten million copies of the book and tosses them in the trash.
3. Hannity spends the next six months babbling on his show every night about how wonderful Pfizer’s 17th-generation COVID booster is. He even gets Lindsey Graham on his show to say the same thing.
THE END.
Ha!