[Harmless Teddy Bear]

There is no such thing as a perfectly good airplane.

There are only a bunch of parts that are hanging together out of habit. And then they decide to go their separate ways.

[Carriage Hill]

Good one!

I haven’t flown, either commercial or private (dumped my license), since July 1996, when TWA 800 was shot down over Long Island.

If I can’t drive ‘there’, I don’t need to go ‘there’.