Tom Homan Introduces Family-Size Immigrant Trebuchet To Speed Up Deportation Process

The Bee ^ | November 23, 2024 | Staff

[Navy Patriot]

Good idea, make ‘em think they’re having a good time!

[BipolarBob]

Who said anything about parachutes?

[PIF]

Chute-deployed cargo containers at 15,000 ft.

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Chutes are too expensive. Also a cost cutting measure.

[Navy Patriot]

The C-130 pilot can initiate a modest climb, door open, and the container will just roll out of the bay, no parachute needed.

[MayflowerMadam]

Even better!

[chickenlips]

The launch isn’t a problem but la ending could be.
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No worries, he’s working a giant catcher’s mitt for that.

[Rockingham]

For humane reasons, I would prefer a long slip and slide that projected over the border. Signs promising free tequila and willing senoritas at the end of the ride might help induce self-deportation. Hell, that might even draw me along.

[Wu]

Pull!

[TonyM]

Make them pack their own chutes too!

[mabarker1]

giant piles of tortillas along the border to serve as soft landing spots for incoming families of illegal immigrants

Flour or Corn ?

[TangoLimaSierra]

catapult

Beat me to it.

[oldtech]

This shouldn’t be on The Bee, because it sounds completely practical & efficient besides getting the point across. If the parachute is attached correctly, it will tend to keep everyone up in a landing position. After it hits ground you are on your own anyway. How many of these could you pack & drop from a C-130 at one time?

[oldtech]

This shouldn’t be on The Bee, because it sounds completely practical & efficient besides getting the point across. If the parachute is attached correctly, it will tend to keep everyone up in a landing position. After it hits ground you are on your own anyway. How many of these could you pack & drop from a C-130 at one time?

[Navy Patriot]

Flour

The Government mandated Corn Ethanol for gasoline was a Globalist Oligarch plan to get rich while starving poor Latinos to death by raising the price of their diet staple, Corn.

It worked while increasing pollution, a Globalist depopulation twofer.

[mabarker1]

LOL !!!