[ClearCase_guy]

Superman solved this sort of problem in 1953 in the episode “Jungle Devil” in which he crushed a lump of coal to create a diamond to replace an idol’s missing eye.

[Teacher317]

hyper-rich idiots arguing over a polished rock.

[Sirius Lee]

People want what they want. A stupid rock seems dumb to me. I’d rather have a restored P-51D. But that’s probably dumb to other people.

[Billthedrill]

Cut it in half and give each of the parties one piece. There’s no point in risking hurt feelings over a lousy $21 million.

[Organic Panic]

Split it in two and each can have a piece.

[sauropod]

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