Cruise Line Offers 4-Year-Long ‘Skip Forward’ Vacation to Avoid Donald Trump’s Tenure

Breitbart ^ | 11/14/2024 | Olivia Rondeau

[Silentgypsy]

A cruise line has announced a “skip forward” vacation for wealthy Americans who want to sail around the world for four years instead of living under President-elect Donald Trump’s second term.

Villa Vie Residences, a luxury vacation company that offers “residential cruising,” began advertising their cruise on November 7 with different plans all the way up to a four-year cruise covering all of Trump’s time in the presidency.

The one-year plan is called “Escape from Reality,” the two-year is called the “Mid-Term Selection,” the three-year is called “Everywhere but Home,” and the four-year option, covering the entire span of Trump’s tenure, is simply called, “Skip Forward.”

[mabarker1]

sick of the smell of bacon/sausages to the point it makes me nauseous.

You must have a strange disease if smelling BACON 🥓 makes You feel nauseous. Better get to a Doctor soon.

[mairdie]

I make sure there is always ground beneath my feet unless I’m jumping for joy because Trump walks on water for me.

And, yes, we could be amazing friends. Do you ever wonder how to survive a falling elevator?

[montag813]

Better make it 12 years. We are planning another 8 for JD.

[Silentgypsy]

Sounds good to me.

[eastexsteve]

Who in their right mind would want to live on a cruise ship for a year, much less four years?

That’s right, I keep forgetting we’re talking about mentally challenged people here.

[eastexsteve]

It’s almost as good as liberals moving to other countries.

Have you seen the video of the moron who's going to escape Trump by moving to another "country" called Hawaii?

[Bullish]

Well Bye, hope they have good Taco Tuesdays on board.

[FlingWingFlyer]

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Boat.

[Liz]

lol.....cute.

[mabarker1]

😁Just trying to take out the trash.🤠 Sharks gotta eat too.🤪

[Silentgypsy]

Oh, that’s good, LOL!

[Silentgypsy]

Yes, weird.

[FateAmenableToChange]

Do you ever wonder how to survive a falling elevator?

I used to think you could just jump, but then Mythbusters crushed my dream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmloyCC7MOY

[mairdie]

YES!!!!!!!!!!

[powerset]

It must be another country: they have exempted themselves from the US Bill of Rights.