Let the bear puns fly!
1 posted on
11/14/2024 4:29:53 AM PST by
V_TWIN
To: V_TWIN
2 posted on
11/14/2024 4:30:39 AM PST by
V_TWIN
(America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
To: V_TWIN
Looks like there’s trouble a bruin.
3 posted on
11/14/2024 4:31:09 AM PST by
Sirius Lee
(Trump/Vance 2024 or GFY)
To: V_TWIN
“Ruben Tamrazian, 26, Ararat Chirkinian, 39, Vahe Muradkhanyan, 32, and Alfiya Zuckerman, 39, have all been charged with insurance fraud and conspiracy “
4 posted on
11/14/2024 4:31:37 AM PST by
ansel12
((NATO warrior under Reagan, and RA under Nixon, bemoaning the pro-Russians from Vietnam to Ukraine.))
To: V_TWIN
They hired an agentprovocabear?
5 posted on
11/14/2024 4:32:55 AM PST by
piasa
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To: V_TWIN
I can’t believe Florida Man wasn’t involved in this.
6 posted on
11/14/2024 4:33:57 AM PST by
piasa
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To: V_TWIN
This is unbearable.
But so crazy that it bearly deserves being told.
Someone has to BEAR responsibility for it.
The criminals should BEAR their souls as to why they did this.
If this doesn’t get me kicked off FR, I don’t know what will :)
9 posted on
11/14/2024 4:38:23 AM PST by
dp0622
(Tried a coup, a fake tax story, tramp slander, Russia nonsense, impeachment and a virus. They lost.)
To: V_TWIN
What gave them away, the picnic basket ?
Or was the informant a bouncing stuffed tiger?
11 posted on
11/14/2024 4:39:23 AM PST by
piasa
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To: V_TWIN
If this had been New York, one of them could have ended up headless and in the Department of Environmental Conservation freezer. Whichever one was the bear was luckper than he can imagine.
15 posted on
11/14/2024 4:49:45 AM PST by
piasa
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To: V_TWIN
Russian vodka mixed with a bear fursuit never turns out well.
18 posted on
11/14/2024 4:53:27 AM PST by
aomagrat
(Brains have been washed. Wheels have been greased. Fear has been mongered.)
To: V_TWIN
Is it us bears again Yogi?
Or is it humans pretending to be us bears again Yogi?
19 posted on
11/14/2024 4:57:10 AM PST by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
To: V_TWIN
“Upon further scrutiny of the video, the bear switched the radio to an Oldies Disco station and then did the Hustle”
20 posted on
11/14/2024 4:58:39 AM PST by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
To: V_TWIN
They figured a bear costume was better than a Bigfoot one.
21 posted on
11/14/2024 4:59:20 AM PST by
HereInTheHeartland
(Have you seen Joe Biden's picture on a milk carton?)
To: V_TWIN
Wow. Look at those bail amounts.
Apparently they have done this successfully before, in spite of their bear performer not looking or acting much like a bear. Just didn’t have a very convincing bear butt and hind legs. Should have claimed the damage was from a homeless guy instead.
The precisely spaced “claw marks” were also really lame.
According to Los Angeles County booking records, bail for Tamrazian was set at $85,000 pending court proceedings. Chirkinian and Muradkhanyan were being held in lieu of $30,000 bail each.
23 posted on
11/14/2024 5:03:49 AM PST by
piasa
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To: V_TWIN
Bears leave bits of fur and a distinct aroma behind. The insurance inspector knew it was fraud right away.
To: V_TWIN
Over 20 replies and nothing about the right to bear arms? We’re slipping.
To: V_TWIN
Maybe they were transitioning to be a bear? It is CA after all.
To: V_TWIN
A bear can remove the door or windshield of a car with what looks like lazy indifference. No human could fake a bear assault on a car damage wise.
29 posted on
11/14/2024 5:17:33 AM PST by
TalBlack
(Time to use the Law and the Power. Good luck Mr. President.)
To: V_TWIN
To: V_TWIN
Why is it always the furries?!
50 posted on
11/14/2024 10:01:23 AM PST by
Darksheare
(Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same. )
To: V_TWIN
Next time they should try a clown suit. No mistaking a clown!
Investigators: “Yep, that’s a clown alright.”
52 posted on
11/14/2024 12:40:48 PM PST by
Moltke
(Reasoning with a liberal is like watering a rock in the hope to grow a building.)
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