Posted on 10/25/2024 3:04:13 PM PDT by fwdude
U.S. — With the presidential election less than two weeks away, top Democrats warned the American people that it could be some time before we know who the winner is because it may take at least four years to count all of the ballots.
Though other, far less-developed countries have been able to count all ballots by hand in much shorter periods of time, Democrats stressed the very real likelihood that counting all the ballots in swing states would probably last until the 2028 presidential election.
"You just can't rush this type of thing," said Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer. "We're talking about a very complicated process of counting. It starts with 1, proceeds on to 2, then 3, and so on.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Another joke was the Dems could admit they withheld honest ballots and now can declare that Trump actually won four years ago and has been the President up to today so is not eligible to run for a third term.
Hilarious! But it may take that long before the Deep State actually lets Trump swear in.
Cut the crap-not funny. This election is serious. We could lose. Do I have a bug up my ass? You would be right.
to avoid Trump...or Harris? The term would be over. LOL
Is this satire?
Brandon on life support?
Fun to read but not fun to think about when you consider the current democrats, because there’s NOTHING they won’t try to pull and we all know it. They simply will not accept a loss and they don’t plan on letting Trump back in even if he wins.
And yes... I know it’s the Bee.
“ Is this satire?”
No.
The Babylon Bee is a completely serious and fact based news site.
Dems could admit they withheld 2020 honest ballots and can now declare:
<><>Trump actually won four years ago,
<><>he has been the President the whole time, up to today,
<><>so he is not eligible to run for a third term.
Not so far-fetched when you consider the lefties hunger for bring in charge of us.
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