Daddy, what’s that hanging down from the elephant?
Son, that’s the elephant’s trunk.
Daddy, no, in the back?
Son, that’s the elephant’s tail.
Daddy, no, underneath?
Son, that’s the elephant’s penis.
Daddy, Mommy said that’s nothing.
Son, your mother is a very spoiled woman.
There was an area where the big, mature male elephants had been killed by poachers. The younger male elephants were running wild, and giving the rhinoceri a hard time. They brought in some old bulls, who restored order. Sounds like humans to me.
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a rhino? Elefino.
A. How do you breath through that little thing?