[HandyDandy]

Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?

A. How do you breath through that little thing?

[Tymesup]

I almost posted that one, too.

The elephant’s penis moves on its own. 5 tons of thrusting elephant would be difficult to accommodate.

The male elephant’s trunk reaches as high as a giraffe’s tongue. If the branch is too high, an elephant can knock the tree down.