The Greeks spent a lot of time at sea, and I doubt they all had that Paprika Device (or whatever it’s called these days), so it’s possible this city got lost and ended up in Afghanistan.
Greek? The Paprika Device was an ancient Macedonian advancement in deviled egg technology.
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I think you meant Auntie Karen Drvice, which would scold them like a harridan whenever they were doing it wrong.