They will be given a protected place of honor by our robotic overlords in the not-to-distant future.
What does this have to do with physics?
ChatGPT will write the acceptance speeches.
I am content with the fact I will not be here to see how f’ed up the world gets under this new AI scam. It is still a program, written by humans, so it can be made to “think a certain” way and it will never be sentient.
I was in the running this year for the award.
I submitted my research on The Physics Of Eating Soup With A Spoon.
When I was young, my Mother told me that you could drown with just a teaspoon of liquid.
Imagine my horror eating soup.
You are intentionally putting a whole soup spoon full of liquid under your nose!
And you’re doing it lots of times!
What if that soup jumped off that spoon and shot up your nose?
You’d be a goner.
Using algorithms and null hypothesis and careful documentation, I proved, without a doubt (OK maybe a little doubt) that soup will not jump off your spoon and shoot up your nose.
Unless, and there’s always an unless, you are eating Thai Live Shrimp Soup.
The shrimp could theoretically jump off the spoon carrying liquid in their little shrimp buckets and shoot up your nose and empty their buckets of warm shrimp bath water into your breathing passage.
I am working on a cure for this to try for The Nobel Prize in medicine.
It involves lasers and Schrödinger’s Cat.
the physics prizes should logically go for advances in physics
Will they go down in history for their work leading to the destruction of mankind by intelligent robots?