Caitlin Clark supports the Hairless/Balz ticket and therefore the destruction of America. Therefore she can shove that basketball where the sun don’t shine, if she can fit it in there alongside her head.
If I’m Indiana Fever management/ownership you know what my problem is with Caitlin Clark? I don’t own a big enough gym. All I care about is that she shows up for work and plays basketball for me, because when she does 18,000 people show up and pay me as much as $3,000 for a ticket. In a couple of years I will have made enough money to buy a few acres around Indy and build a barn that holds 40,000. She didn’t state that she supports the Harris/Walz ticket, she sent a three-word tweet to Taylor Swift stating “I like that”. Taylor gets one vote, Caitlin gets one vote, you and I get one vote. A constitutional republic.