I have told my wife many times we should buy a house next to a cemetery. Quiet neighbors, peaceful nights and no visitors just dropping in. Besides, it would be handy for all those overbearing sales people that have been stopping by lately. My neighbors must be wealthy because they keep buying security systems, multiple roofs and a new exterminator every week. I know this because they keep telling me “I am in the area because your neighbor just bought our______.” If we lived by a cemetery nobody would question the fresh graves.
Chief, your sense of humor is excellent lol!