Mmmm, lizard paste...
It’s probably pretty good, if it’s all you’ve got; and people around the world are raised on really weird stuff. What you were weaned on probably remains ‘food’ to you.
(Some people here on FR seem to promote alligator, after all...)
Lol, Yeah, I guess if you HAVE to eat it that is probably the best way. Grind it, make cakes, and cook them on a hot rock. I could see grinding it with a little sage or other flavors to help.