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Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it’s all organised by the Swiss.
Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, the police German and it’s all organised by the Italians.
LOL! I used to have a German (originally Prussian) boss who said the same thing :-)
(My Grandmother used to always say that German wives were the best housekeepers; but that a German husband, if the place were burning, would save the livestock before his wife.)