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Carnac the Magnificent is needed here (Johnny Carson character.)
Carnac's mystical superpower was listening to a word salad, and then discerning "What was the question?" (to which these disjointed words supplied the answer for).
My favorite Carnac joke was - what goes “sis, boom, baa”
The answer was “Describe the sound when a sheep explodes”.
Carnac would blow his turbin trying to translate Commiela. I expect his secret envelope would catch on fire?