Looks like someone could make some bank off a new PEZ-dispenser design...
It’s a national holiday!
No not Columbus Day. Or...wait, it is.
BUT that is not the real celebration!
By a 1934 act of Congress we are, today, celebrating National ‘INDIGENOUS PEOPLES’ Day.
And even our President (no, not the pedophile one...the one that’s a slut) is giving an address to the National Congress of ‘AMERICAN INDIANS’.
[Note: Indigenous Peoples v American Indians]
This cognitive incongruence is allowed because POTUS Kammie is rewriting history with her speech; “European explorers... ushered in a wave of devastation for tribal nations. Perpetrating violence, stealing land, and spreading disease.”
I’m gonna celebrate my Anishina’abe heritage by heading out to the Soaring Eagle Casino, getting blind drunk and playing BINGO until I pass out.
Rez-life...it’s real.
🤪🤪🤣🤣😉