Heh. The federal government is going to spend like $15,000 to issue each $750 check are they?
After applying for disaster assistance, one of our inspectors may contact you within 10 days to schedule an inspection at the damaged address.
Be sure to have your application number available!
Here is what to expect during the process ⤵️
Remember how that worked when our guys were slogging thru Iraq? A lawyer with a briefcase full of cash followed each unit and shelled out bucks to every Iraqi who claimed we damaged his stuff. Then they caught muzzies towing their damaged cars in front of the troops and double dipping with the damage claims.
These FEMA geniuses need to read up on the Dolly Parton model: Bring cash and give it to whoever needs it?