Montana man to be sentenced for unthinkable crime on sheep

Daily Mail UK ^ | September 30, 2024 | Rob Waugh

[ConservativeMind]

That is exactly how you keep them around.

[RandallFlagg]

Starts with sheep, advances to Kahn Noonian Singh.
Eugenics wars here we come!

[Red Badger]

Yes, but he didn’t pay the government it’s cut.............

[Lockbox]

Unthinkable? I got unthinkable for you!

Early in the morning of July 2, 2005, an unknown person abandoned a man in the emergency room of the Enumclaw Community Hospital. The man who'd been dropped off did not have a pulse. Attempts to revive him failed. The police were called to investigate the mystery. Video footage revealed the license-plate number of the vehicle that brought the dead man to the hospital. The number led authorities to a farm on a street I am not going to name, a street that ends at the gate of a home. On the other side of the gate is a private road shaded by towering poplars. South of the farm is a field of grass and scrub. In the distance is a flowing glacial river whose course marks the end of King County and the beginning of Pierce County—the White River. Beyond that, the base of the great volcano.

Police soon figured out that the man at the hospital had died after having anal sex with a horse.

https://www.thestranger.com/features/2015/07/22/22580444/ten-years-later-the-town-of-enumclaw-still-doesnt-want-to-talk-about-you-know-what

[PGR88]

[LittleBillyInfidel]

Lol!

[Red Badger]

I hope the horse was okay...................

[drypowder]

I could understand all of this if the MM sheep were carnivorous or detrimental to the environment, eco system or to some other mammalian species. None of this so what’s the big deal? Embrace the new species, it probably tastes pretty good and yields meat wise better than other dominant sheep species here in America.

[ifinnegan]

“ Schubart got a laboratory to create cloned embryos from Marco Polo argali sheep sperm.”

1. You can’t create an embryo from sperm.

2. I’m not sure what laws were broken.

[alstewartfan]

Apparently, someone DID think of it.

[Red Badger]

Actually, he was doing a good thing from a criticality point of view. He was eliminating the market for wild hunting of an endangered species, by providing a alternate version that would have had no effect on the wild population.

But, as they say, no good deed goes unpunished...............

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

The problem is introducing a possible invasive species. It would be larger and stronger then the current Big Horn Sheep in the area and would complete for mates and resources.

And that is just the least amount of damage it could do.

Think Feral Hogs.

[XEHRpa]

I never made a ewe turn...

but I did make her eyes roll.

[Dr. Sivana]

These sheep would have had no predators. They wouldn’t even learn what a Hunter was until it was too late.

Well, that might explain their pathetic performance against Bears last Sunday.

[Red Badger]

Montana, where men are men and sheep are nervous..................

[Lockbox]

Neither a Whinny nor a Neigh was uttered

[alexander_busek]

He was using sperm from a wild breed that is endangered.................

So what? What would have happened to that sperm if he hadn't used it?

I understand that...

...but at least this sperm wasn't wasted.

Regards,

[lee martell]

Lol!

[PLMerite]

Not a bad-looking animal, unless you tell me it’s 8 feet tall or something.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

"...the "unthinkable" became thinkable but it wasn't the unthinkable I had originally thought, but the thinking I thought so not so unthinkable was thinkable, at least in my thinking."

Kamala, when did you join FreeRepublic? Welcome aboard! We look forward to hearing lots more of your profound wisdom.