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Hey... There you are. I have been waiting for the chance to give you a very much deserved public apology. Several days ago I somehow in my old mind mixed your username up with someone elses I feud with, and I was rude to you and used some very disrespectful and insulting language. I thought you were being rude to someone and mistook your intentions and reply. My kneejerk reaction was completely in the wrong and I am hoping you might forgive me. From the bottom of my heart I do apologize for being an idiot. :)

Jamestown1630, this is obviously a very insincere apology, and I recommend you reject it utterly. The only thing that can make things right is a cash settlement of WELL over six figures, and a hot blond co-ed's ministrations as well. Hold out for better things, do not take the first offer from him. I can serve as a kind of arbitrator (for a small 33% fee of course.) Please call me immediately at 1-800-CASH COW.

For numerous reasons, I don’t think I’d be interested in a ‘hot blond co-ed’.

(I hope you’re staying dry.)