1 posted on
09/26/2024 3:38:20 AM PDT by
Zhang Fei
To: Zhang Fei
LOL! You’re on a roll! (Did you hear the one about the Hezbollah guy with his balls blown off that gets hired by the government?...)
2 posted on
09/26/2024 3:45:16 AM PDT by
Nervous Tick
("First the Saturday people, then the Sunday people...": ISLAM is the problem!)
To: Zhang Fei
3 posted on
09/26/2024 3:46:02 AM PDT by
silverleaf
(“Inside Every Progressive Is A Totalitarian Screaming To Get Out” —David Horowitz)
To: Zhang Fei
I heard a version of that one as a kid, the dog was old yeller, and he was a gator before we cut off his tail and painted him yellow. Cracker joke from the 60’s.
To: Zhang Fei
a duel between two representative animals, which would be a dog fight. The joke fails on its own internal logic.
If they had agreed to a "dog fight," and Israel admitted that it was a crocodile, then Israel would be disqualified.
If they had agreed to any "representative animal," then Hezbollah would, like Israel, have focused on more ferocious animals.
To: Zhang Fei
Fun Story!
But I was expecting the Israelis to field a little red-headed Chihuahua armed only with a slingshot. :-)
8 posted on
09/26/2024 6:57:10 AM PDT by
left that other site
("Providence" ain't just a city in Rhode Island.)
To: Zhang Fei
10 posted on
09/26/2024 8:17:52 AM PDT by
telescope115
(I NEED MY SPACE!!! 🔭)
To: Zhang Fei
Allah to dead Jihadi: "You misheard. You get 72 Vegans who will nag (not 'shag') you for all eternity."
11 posted on
09/26/2024 12:24:57 PM PDT by
MikelTackNailer
(If you merely LOOK the fool people won't take you seriously.)
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