Grew up in a suburban development as a kid near some farms, which had many steer, and the farmer would let us pet the cows, but he said stay away from the bull.
Another farm had a big chicken coop, and I walked in, lets just say the chicken "waste" in the coop was overwhelming.
To: DallasBiff
Coming to a What-a-Burger soon.
2 posted on
09/23/2024 4:21:05 PM PDT by
jdt1138
(Where ever you go, there you are.)
To: DallasBiff
A rodeo in Massachusetts? That’s like discovering someone is have a clam bake here in Wyoming. No wonder it went wrong.
To: DallasBiff
A rooster will mess you up...
We were always told to stay away from the bull, or at least keep a fence between us and him. He was enormous, and would likely have followed us into the house for more apples.
4 posted on
09/23/2024 4:23:49 PM PDT by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: DallasBiff
I had six young bulls escape when I was taking them to auction. luckily there was a lot of help and the bulls self coraled a quarter mile down the road. I got slamed in the chest a couple times. This stuff always happened before I was to ship out. When I went to my pre-shipping physical the lady doctor looked at my black & blue chest but didn’t ask about it.
To: DallasBiff
I was once parked on the side of the road in my work truck next to a dairy farm when an enormous big black bull came running up the road at full gallop toward my truck snorting and tossing his head. When he got to my truck, he kind of gave me a side-long glance and kept on truckin’. I figured someone left a gate open somewhere and, sure enough, when I went another 500 or so yards down the road, there was a bunch of cowhands standing next to an open swing gate just kind of scratching their heads.
7 posted on
09/23/2024 4:25:57 PM PDT by
fidelis
(Ecce Crucem Domini! Fugite partes adversae! Vicit Leo de tribu Juda, Radix David! Alleluia!)
To: DallasBiff
9 posted on
09/23/2024 4:32:08 PM PDT by
rktman
(Destroy America from within? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this💩? 🚫💉! 🇮🇱👍!)
To: DallasBiff
An episode of Everybody Love Raymond comes to mind.
11 posted on
09/23/2024 4:38:35 PM PDT by
Jeff Chandler
(THE ISSUE IS NEVER THE ISSUE. THE REVOLUTION IS THE ISSUE.)
To: DallasBiff
To: DallasBiff
About 40 years ago I was at a rodeo in central Oregon where a bull managed to scramble out of the arena. A little later I could see a couple of cowboys roping him in a nearby field.
The announcer said that day that there were a few more bulls there than entries to ride them, and offered a free bull ride to anyone who was interested. I did not take advantage of the opportunity.
To: DallasBiff
Hey, I know - - - let’s have a rodeo at the mall! Geez.
15 posted on
09/23/2024 4:54:03 PM PDT by
jimfree
(My 21 y/o granddaughter continues to have more quality exec experience than Joe Biden.)
To: DallasBiff
17 posted on
09/23/2024 4:55:51 PM PDT by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: DallasBiff
21 posted on
09/23/2024 4:58:04 PM PDT by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: DallasBiff
Bring It!
Thios Looks Like A Job For Tippy The Blue Heeler!
23 posted on
09/23/2024 5:15:42 PM PDT by
left that other site
("Providence" ain't just a city in Rhode Island.)
To: DallasBiff
Oh, such Chaos. "¡Que lastima!" /s
Good grief.
24 posted on
09/23/2024 5:16:35 PM PDT by
higgmeister
(In the Shadow of The Big Chicken! )
To: DallasBiff
This story is a bunch of bull.
30 posted on
09/23/2024 6:16:08 PM PDT by
central_va
(I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn...)
To: DallasBiff
I guess the illegals got one.
32 posted on
09/23/2024 7:18:30 PM PDT by
fella
("As it was before Noah so shall it be again," )
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