[simpson96]

"...49 counts of failing to appear..."

Wow. Just don't appear, and keep on doing wrong, for years and years.

[SamAdams76]

I’m guessing she won’t be able to write a check to pay her bail.

[OldHarbor]

She’s in the jailhouse now ♫

[lee martell]

She’s got an arrest warrant for every key on a piano!

[Ezekiel]

Wow. Just don't appear, and keep on doing wrong, for years and years.

[Beowulf9]

So 50 was the magic number!

[xoxox]

can’t really blame her for not wanting to show up looking like that.

[AlaskaErik]

Reminds me of Golda Mier.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

There's some rough living on that one.

[fruser1]

Most jurisdictions seem to have stopped chasing down misdemeanors for awhile now.

[know.your.why]

This is my (ex) hometown. Yeop. That raght thars Decatur fer ya.

[nwrep]

She looks 78, not 58.

[Joe 6-pack]

"...49 counts of failing to appear..."

Based on her mugshot, she should have been charged for failing to stay disappeared.

[Bullish]

I think I see why no one was very keen to look for her.

[HYPOCRACY]

That photo definitely says “criminal mastermind”. She should get off on statute limitations.

[BradyLS]

Oh. 58.

[A strike]

$133,900 bond,
interesting calculation