Heartwarming Tales of Terrorists Blowing Themselves Up

RedState ^ | 9/17/2024 | Jim Thompson

[T.B. Yoits]

Your mangina is showing Yoits. Have your doctor check you for low-T.

Yeah, nice argument. The slide, jungle gym, and swing sets are over there.

[PROCON]

So Freeper legend Jim Thompson is still writing articles?

[bigbob]

Deigning a way to neuter your enemy by remote control makes Stuxnet seem mild.

[T.B. Yoits]

Don’t expect me to get worked up about your imaginary casualties.

I don't expect you to do anything except cheer from the couch.

I just stated that detonating bombs without validating the targets and ensuring no innocents are nearby, for convenience, is an unacceptable devaluation of life and rights.

[Flaming Conservative]

I did watch. The ones I watched showed only the guy with the pager being hurt.

[T.B. Yoits]

The ones I watched showed only the guy with the pager being hurt.

There's at least one with a clerk in a store taking part of the blast.

[Flaming Conservative]

No, we are not adopting terrorist values. Bystanders were not injured.

[wildcard_redneck]

Are you typing with teary eyes? Maybe you should ask your male partner for some sedative medication to calm you down.

[Fledermaus]

IT’S HEZZBOLAH

[Pontiac]

Oh, I don’t know how unlikely it is.

The Israelis are very creative.

I think the hard part would be getting the pagers into the hands you want blown off.

[wildcard_redneck]

I saw that video. I enjoyed watching the Hezbollah animal double up when his pager exploded and he whacks his forehead on the window counter.

I eagerly await as more videos come out of Hezbollah terrorists getting ‘blowed up real good!’

[packrat35]

What innocent terrorists are you referring to>>>

[fella]

Personally I think it was the Lebanese who want there country back.

[higgmeister]

This article assumes that all who were injured were terrorists and that no innocent bystanders were injured as well.

Wow!   I had not considered that there could be such an uplifting bonus outcome as that.

And, if a person was near enough to one of the terrorists that they were wounded too, they probably were not be very innocent.

[T.B. Yoits]

Of course we are, dimwit. We have been [viable civilian targets] since the development of the nuclear ICBM.

Yeah, I'm so dimwitted that I'm ignoring treaties, tenets of Mutually Assured Destruction, tracking nuclear energy particles, codification of laws restricting location and use of ICBMs, satellite defense systems, etc. all with the intent of protecting civilians.

Let's just throw out rules of engagement when expedient. /sarc

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

Did you get all of the attention you wanted? I have some more for you if you need it.

[T.B. Yoits]

Are you typing with teary eyes? Maybe you should ask your male partner for some sedative medication to calm you down.

Again, nice argument. We'll continue it at recess in the playground tomorrow.

[higgmeister]

I just stated that detonating bombs without validating the targets and ensuring no innocents are nearby, for convenience, is an unacceptable devaluation of life and rights.

Yeah? Well, you know, that's just like uh, your opinion, man.

[packrat35]

Your defense of terrorists is noted or is it you just hate Jews?

[gundog]

Sounds like a successful attack on Hell-a-bazoo’s command and control. Many of them will be very distrustful of phones and pagers, now.