“serial trailer hitch thefts”
What the hell for......to sell as scrap metal?
I didn’t know there was a market for hot trailer hitches..............
They were sucking the chrome off.
Nah. They’re obviously collectors, since they apparently kept the hitches. (”Police found multiple hitches”).
An alternative theory -— she told Dewaune she wanted to get “hitched”. Being not too bright, Dewaune thought she meant she wanted to get “hitches”, and proceeded to acquire as many as he could for her.
If they steal enough to create a market for them?